Thunderparty Discostick

Looking in the mirror, trying to see things clearer Everything looks alright but I've got a weird wiener It curves to the left a bit, I hope that she's into it Looking at her picture I'm starting to feel thicker I know that you want me (With my weird dick) I know that you need me (It's so fucking weird) I know that you want me (With my weird dick) I know that you need me Driving in my Prius, can't wait to feel her tit Breaking the speed limit, zooming in my new whip Put on my favorite song, keep scratching my weird dong Gonna get that checked out, there might be something wrong I know that you want me (With my weird dick) I know that you need me (It's so fucking weird) I know that you want me (With my weird dick) I know that you need me Rolled up in my car, took a step towards the bar But you weren't there Tried calling your phone, all I got was a tone And that wasn't fair Ah, oh x2

Coming back to the head with a chokehold Saucy sacrificial slow bros with the slow roast Cause thunder like boom to your eardrum Not expecting, had doubts, quit acting so dumb Stumbling, borderline slumbering on the loose floor Only thing loose around here is your loose whore Peg-leg walking around just like A-hab Cross eyed, misstep, I'm feeling it now Mr. Krabs Here comes Roger Quickfeet Dropping in on this beat Dancing through the halls quick Gonna make you beat your meat Girthy dicks everywhere Gaydar's nothing to compare Ripping off your underwear Quit your bitching, grow a pair I'll do what I want, don't give a fuck what you say That little guy over there, I call him bae Looking for someone to score Maybe it'll be a whore In the bed you won't hear snores All you'll hear is loose floor Coming back feels like it's been ages Feeling loose, tipsy, drunk, the liquor, all four stages Normally don't pass out or blackout Handling it just like an all-star, Smash Mouth Slipping, sliding everywhere My dick is out, so beware Off the riff I do declare Your bitch is wet from my stare Off the cuff, I like it rough Moaning, screaming, sure enough I'll strip you down, give you a puff While you're standing in the buff My sheets are my playground and so are my rhymes Used condoms are found, my skillset will climb My lyrics are funny, my timing is sick You're laughing right now, bitch, come suck my dick Water balloons are cool, ya fat ass Get your bitch wet in the tub, just like splish splash Dropping radiant bombs on you, oh shit E-3, fuck you, you sunk my frosty battleship Magnetized your schloophole, wait what? Call my dick a pitching wedge, like golf, putt-putt Don't call it mini-golf, I whack shit like four Got a hole in one on your hoe, we banged her on our loose floor

I've got a secret to tell I'm sorry that I had to yell It's building inside of me, if I don't let it out I'm gonna scream Girl you're really fucking hot And I know I'm not Just give me fifteen, I gotta go relieve God I love Asians, and I love masturbation Gotta get downstairs to my masturbation station God I love Asians, and I love masturbation Gotta get downstairs to my masturbation station I've got a problem my friend And I want it to end My eyes are sore from looking at whores but God I love Asian porn Dude, you're my bro But I gotta go Just give me fifteen, I gotta go relieve real slow God I love Asians, and I love masturbation Here I am downstairs at my masturbation station God I love Asians, and I love masturbation Here I am downstairs at my masturbation station HUAH She always makes me shiver at her touch Diamond blisters on my hands God, I jerk off too much Don't look at my history, you'll find fetish porn and such Diamond blisters on my hands Fuck, I jerk off way too much Way too much I'm in a sticky situation From vigorous masturbation It's okay to do everyday, that's what my mom would say And I'm sorry dad I know you wouldn't be glad You know I respect you, but I respect PornHub too God I love Asians, and I love masturbation Finished up my work at my masturbation station God I love Asians, and I love masturbation Finished up my work at my masturbation station HUAH She always makes me shiver at her touch Diamond blisters on my hands God, I jerk off too much Don't look at my history, you'll find fetish porn and such Diamond blisters on my hands Fuck, I jerk off way too much Way too much Diamond blisters on my hand, I jerk off way too much x4 She always makes me shiver at her touch Diamond blisters on my hands God, I jerk off too much Don't look at my history, you'll find fetish porn and such Diamond blisters on my hands Fuck, I jerk off way too much Way too much Diamond blisters on my hand God, I jerk off too much Diamond blisters on my hand Fuck, I jerk off way too much

If only you knew all the sad shit in the world Then maybe you would understand why I am torn It's like I'm living in a world full of hate Just hear these lists of things that I stopped too late Racism (Mmmmm) A chimpanzee trying to revive its dead mother (It doesn't know) An elderly woman at her husbands grave (Old people) Starving kids in Africa (And you didn't finish your crust) A dog waiting for its owner to return home from war (He's dead) A four year old sitting next to his OD'd mother in an alleyway (Drugs are bad, okay?) When your girlfriend breaks up with you on Valentine's Day (Cold bitch) When you get adopted into an abusive family (I didn't ask for this) The Cold War (Better get a blanket, chief) In fact, any war (War never changes) When your bestfriend moves away (ugh... He had a hot sister) When your grandparents have Alzheimer's (Who're you?) Puppies in the streets No collars If only you knew all the sad shit in the world Then maybe you would understand why I am torn It's like I'm living in a world full of hate Just hear these lists of things that I stopped too late Leaving one red sock in a load of white (Now my shit's pink) Using your data because your friend won't give you the wifi password (Quit ducking me bro) Wrecking yourself because you didn't check yourself (It takes two minutes) Opening a bag of chips, half bag of air (Talking to you Lay's) When you mess up the drum solo in "In The Air Tonight" (iiiiiiIIIIII REMEMBER.) When you finally get comfy in bed and you forget to turn the light off (fuck meeee) Being called Chinese when you're really Korean (Ignorance) When you go to the beach and forget your sunglasses (I can't see shit) Being so full that you can throw up, but you still have a half plate of food (fucking Olive Garden) Mistrusting your fart (I shit my pants) Being told "Bye Felicia!" when your name's not actually Felicia (My name's Jim) Getting the iPhone 6 when you asked for the iPhone 6 Plus (Merry Christmas to you too, mom) When you get two girl's numbers in one night (WHICH ONE DO I CALL??!) And now you know all the sad shit in the world So now you will understand why I am torn There's so many sad things in this world But if we can all come together We can overcome this Love wins

Ahahahaha Yeah Aw chocha Chocha, chocha, chocha, chocha Oh yeah Oh Jacob Double trouble Everybody say hey (hey) Everybody say hey (hey) Say hey (hey) Say hey (hey) Hey (hey) Hey (hey) Eh, eh, eh (eh, eh, eh) Eh, eh, eh (eh, eh, eh) Ugh, ugh, ugh (ugh, ugh, ugh) Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh (ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh) Ah, *raspberry* (Ah, *raspberry*) Ah, *raspberry* (Ah, *raspberry*) Hey (hey) Hey, hey (hey, hey) Hey, hey (hey, hey) Ugh (ugh) Ugh (ugh) Ugh (ugh) Ugh (ugh) Thunder (punch) Thunder (punch) Thun (der, punch) Thunder (punch) Hahahahahahaha Wooooooo yeah That's the shit Oh Jacob, you don't know what you're doing to me with that speedo Oh OH OH OH OH OH OH AH (transition to Polyester Puzzle)

(Transitions from Uproarious Applause) (Ahhh, woo, polyester puzzle) Polyester puzzle, ha ha ha ha Polyester puzzle, poop Polyester puzzle, (jack black sounds) Polyester puzzle Walking through the gumdrop forest Looking for the porcupine chorus On the bread bridge over the river Falling in I start to shiver Sinking through the licorice sand I look up, there's the Blue Ostrich Band Soaring through Magenta Mountain Crash head first in an Emerald Fountain Polyester puzzle, ooo Polyester puzzle, (Jack black sounds) Polyester puzzle, where is my pony? Polyester puzzle Found the GoatMan duper skiing Then the guilty baby-man starting fleeing The priest then made his plunger prayer Groomsman Seashell pulled his hair Big black hole in the vampires web Then we met a rabbit named Jeb Pingpong flashlight lost its life UFO Sally found the knife Polyester puzzle, oh my god I'm dead Polyester puzzle, grass Polyester puzzle, (Jack black sounds) Polyester puzzle On the back of Even The Parakeet Native American boutique Polyester puzzle, ah Take a bite out of vaccines tomato B5 oh shit, bingo Polyester puzzle, bingo mother fuckers Polyester puzzle, I'll skin your heart out Polyester puzzle, you will all die Polyester puzzle (Ooo) Poly's puzzle x4 Polyester puzzle, Poly hit the mother fucking whip Polyester puzzle, now watch me naenaenaenaenaenaenae Polyester puzzle, (Jack black sounds) Polyester puzzle Polyester puzzle, the world is ending go and hide Polyester puzzle, they will find you, you will burn alive Polyester puzzle, oh shit there's rabbits everywhere Polyester puzzle, why are there monkeys in my hair Polyester puzzle, she is coming from a dark hell Polyester puzzle, she's coming to claim the souls of men Polyester puzzle, all hail Cthulhu Polyester puzzle Polyester puzzle, we will never go away Polyester puzzle, and if you find us we will stay Polyester puzzle, we are the monsters under your bed Polyester puzzle, when your parents find you, you'll be dead

Sitting in my room feeling the frustration Keep relying on my distant imagination Mom and dad burst in the room and say what's that smell? I look them straight in the eyes and say I shit myself I shit myself, I shit myself Mom and dad, what do you care? What's it matter to you, I wash what I wear I shit myself I shit myself I was supposed to take my sister to Chuck E. Cheese And all it took was a little sneeze Shit flew everywhere and my parents they where scared No man should be living with his mom when he has gray hair I shit myself, I shit myself Mom and dad, what do you care? What's it matter to you, I wash what I wear I shit myself I shit myself I tried everything from corks to plugs Bottles of super glue and hours of shrugs I started to give to give up, but then I got the news Shitting yourself is cool, so I say this to me and you I shit myself, I shit myself Mom and dad, what do you care? What's it matter to you, I wash what I wear I shit myself I shit myself Everybody now I shit myself, I shit myself I shit myself, I shit myself I shit myself, I shit myself

Back in the club got my gaze on you I'm here with a vengeance with my full crew Tearing up the floor with our moves so cool The bouncer comes over, he's stubborn as a mule Hey, I remember you guys from last night You guys were plugging belly buttons left and right Well my house is just a hop, skip, and a jump Vamonos amigos let's go fuck shit up Shenanigans Swagging down Main St. looking for trouble Then we're kicking shit around till it turns into rubble Ignoring all the signs and we won't stay off your grass Whoever tries to stop us, they can kiss our ass Stumbled through town, ended in a parking lot Shady guy named Dom was blowing up our spot That guy in the parking lot sounded like Bane Hey, you kids want some cocaine? Shenanigans Anyone else feel any different No I feel normal Wait where's Josh? IM FEELING IT NOW SHENANIGANS I CAN HEAR MY HAIR GROWING AH I'M GONNA SKIN THIS CAT OH MY GOD THE SHIRT'S PINK I FOUND A FLAMETHROWER.... MY HOUSE MUSHROOM KINGDOM CLOUDBERRY ALL HAIL CTHULU SHENANIFUCKINGANS OH YEAH FUCK THE POLICE MY HAIR IS A WIG Thought I was kicking a car but it was a just a table Oh wow that shit is really stable Thought I was stabbing a cat in its stupid face Turns out it was just buttermilk pancakes Lift our heads up, wait, shit, we're at Denny's Waitress came over, her name was Penny Hey are you guys gonna pay for that soon If you haven't checked the clock its half past noon Shenanigans

Everybody knows TP is the best Not talking toilet paper but we're making a mess Put us in the oven 420 to bake (just blaze) Making girls go wild and cause an assquake And now to elaborate on what my pal said We spit mad fire and they call me Big Red We're gonna take you out and show you the town We're ThunderPunch bitches, and we don't fuck around My name is Desperado but I ain't gonna stay I gotta roll out, bitch, I got pussy to slay I was the guy who put his finger in your tummy I'm quite parched, yo Cumbies? Yo, ThunderPunch has arrived Best band in existence since before you were alive We're the four kings and you know we're on a quest But out of all four, yo you know I am the best Woah woah hey you can't say that You all know it's true Do you even know who R-Kelly is? Yeah he's the guy with the closet shower Fuck you, wait are we about to have a rap battle Why not? Throw down Hey I might be the smallest, but my rap skills are flawless Yeah but I made these beats so let's be cautious Admit it, Belly Button is the best song we got Yo but Fire Emoji, that shit was hot Can't we stop fighting and stop acting like snobs? Woah woah woah woah, fuck you Rob Quick cut to us smacking the Chill Zone out of your hand Keep that shit up and you're out of the band Jake, hold up, you're kind of a bitch too You're looking like a freak with that orange hairdo Yo, at least I'm not the one who's always wearing High Socks And Nando, you lazy ass, it's not all about Xbox Look at Josh over there dancing like a fairy He can't grow a beard but his legs are sure hairy Well don't you think that you're a hot shot Oh shit, look out, its Stacy and The Brobots What's up bitches, we're here to fuck your face (Firewall breached) cause we're setting the pace We heard you guys were rapping but it sounded more like fapping And when we're through with you, all you're gonna hear is clapping Cause we're Stacy and The Brobots so CTRL-X at the sass Get ready for some rhymes that we produced mad fast 100101 Yeah, but, who's the Real R-Kelly? Bitches, what the fuck are you saying? You're talking so much shit that I know that you're playing Sitting in the corner with your hands around your boner Though you call yourself performers, look at all of these conformers You can call me a reformer, sit back while I inform her Because you know they say, I'm what the doctor ordered Woah, wait, hold on, who the fuck's this guy? I'm The Real R-Kelly, come listen to my rhymes, bitch