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1-2-3-4-5
03:23
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One, two, three, four, five
Yo, I'm one and I'll run into a nun
Stick my dick between her buns
Cause I know she ain't ready for this compilation
Hi, I'm two and I'm pleased to meet you
I'm trying to stay true
But you can't have the cake and the frosting too, yo
Hi, I'm three, I gotta pee
Looking for the bathroom, gotta wee-wee
Walking down the hall but I can't see
Sup mother fucker, I'm number four
Cut your dick into little pieces and lay it on the floor
Just like it's my chore, whore
Going into number five
Always trying to look alive
Nose diving into pussy
Trying to survive
You know rapping in a five-four time is really hard
So give us some credit, no debit
You can put us on Reddit, no edits
Cause I know you won't discredit
But I know that you will get it done
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High Socks
02:42
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Walking through the mall with my nice high socks
I'm looking real fly, yeah I'm looking fresh as fuck
On my way to Macy's I ran into some jocks
And what they said to me really put me in a shock
I hate high socks (Your socks are lame, your socks are lame)
I hate high socks (Your socks are lame, your socks are lame)
Does not compute, does not compute
Why are those socks so high?
Must reboot, must reboot
Fire wall breached
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
EEEEEEEEE
That wasn't very nice but I'm not looking for a fight
So here I am in church trying to make it all right
Oh, congregation
Look at the high socks abomination
Repent
Repent, oh lord
I hate high socks (Your socks are lame, your socks are lame)
I hate high socks (Your socks are lame, your socks are lame)
Now all you sinners out there
Take a good hard look at yourself and realize
This high socks abomination
Must come to an end
It is full of douchery
And toolishness
Please, oh lord, please
I hate high socks (Your socks are lame, your socks are lame)
I hate high socks (Your socks are lame, your socks are lame)
I hate high socks (Your socks are lame, your socks are lame)
I hate high socks (Your socks are lame, your socks are lame)
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Fire Emoji
01:14
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ThunderPunch! is here now
Gonna rap fast then slow it down
Spitting lots of fire, gonna bring this shit higher
Start chopping out liars cause I’m all out
If you try to step to me my flow will end you real quick
Nausea, fever, diarrhea cause my rhymes are so sick
Stumble when you walk up to me
Fumble your words, trying to speak clearly
Bumble, like a dumbass honeybee
Humble, is what you oughta be
My rap skills is what you lack
So far I’ve been holding it back
Like a plumber, I’m about to crack
Pure fire, that’s my main attack
Speaking real rapid, leaving other rappers vapid
Domination, main game, go to point A and I’ll cap it
Rap it, trap it, so good you want to fap it
Rhymes mad smooth you could easily go and stack it
Snag it, snack it, that a boy, keep at it
Soon you’ll come to see when I’m rapping I’m the baddest
Fresh scene like Mr. Clean
I got a lit match and kerosene
I’m a flamethrower, you’re a lawnmower
When I start to rap I’m a bulldozer
You ain’t shit, you oughta quit
Up against me you will submit
I’m footloose and fancy free
You’re barking up the wrong tree
This songs name should obviously
Be fire emoji
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Belly Button
02:10
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Up in the club got my eyes on you
There's only one thing that I'd like to do
I slide in close and whisper in your ear
"Get ready baby, cause I'm in second gear"
Hands on your waist, I pull you in quick
Grinding real hard with your booty on my dick
I pull up your shirt cause I know you want more
With my lubed up finger I aim for your
Belly button, belly button, belly belly belly button
She turns around giving nods of approval
Wait, nothing fucking rhymes with approval
Dude, you should've just said strudel
Hold on guys, Imma bring up Google
(Uh, fruitful, bugle, refuse- Oh, uh, brutal?
Yeah brutal, okay, that works, yeah
Okay brutal it is)
Belly button, belly button, belly belly belly button
(Uh, now what?
You guys wanna put in some dubstep?
Oh yeah, yeah sure, people like dubstep right?
Dubstep, it'll get the kids going)
Ah, ah-ah ah, ah
AGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGH
Drop the bass
*pop sounds*
I love you so much
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Crusty Sock
03:08
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One day we were waiting by the bathroom but it was locked
We heard someone speak inside, then we were shocked
Josh emerged from the bathroom door, and he looked ashamed
Then we looked inside the bathroom for someone to blame
In the middle of the floor, there was a sock
Then we realized inside that sock had been Josh's dirty little cock
Oh it was crusty, oh it was gross
Oh that sock made me want to hurl up my toast
That sock was so crusty that it was yellow
Josh you little Chilean bastard, you're a sheisty fellow
We found Josh's phone lying on the bathroom sink
What we found inside, we didn't know what to think
At first we thought Josh had fallen in
Then we realized Josh was beating his meat to an Asian
Crusty sock, crust sock, oh that crusty, crusty sock
(Hello? Hello?
Hey, Josh
What's up?
I found it
What do you mean? What did you find?
In the bathroom, we- I found your sock)
Crusty sock, crusty sock, oh that crusty, crusty sock
(You know the crusty sock?
Uh...
The one with the stuff on your phone, the Asian stuff?
Shit)
Ooo (hey), that crusty sock
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I'm telling you guys, it's all about the girth
My dick
No, it's average size
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